This week we had to write a 59-word story with a character that didn’t speak any English.
Mandi gave it her best, moaning and writhing at the appropriate moments. She was nervous. It was her first porn scene, and without a good performance in Sweden, she’d never make big money in L.A. Her partner was a veteran, but she took the lead. “Talk dirty to me!” Mandi panted.
“Yorn desh born de umn bork! bork! bork!”
MATTHEW: Oh man, story 2. Nice little set-up there. I didn’t see any of it coming, no pun intended. I wasn’t blown away by either story, but #1 had more interesting stuff going for it. WINNER: #1
ANDY: Nice job, you two. I really enjoyed both. This is going to be another tough one. I mean really, how do compare drama and comedy. I was going to give the win to #1, who really painted a nice scene and gave us a neat, compact story. But I can’t stop laughing at the Swedish Chef in a porno. Sorry. Winner: #2.
Novak – #2 got me laughing pretty Playing to me with the Muppets there… I even read it out loud to my wife (who can resist a chance to do the Swedish Chef voice?). It’s solid comedy. #2 wins.
Result vs. Pete Bruzek: WIN (2-1)
Current Record: 8-4
Next Match-Up: Erik S (8-4)
So I had several ideas that I tossed around and none of them worked. So my wife says, “How about the Swedish Chef?” And I reply, “How about the Swedish Porn Chef?” I couldn’t resist, and it looks like a couple of the judges couldn’t either.
I’m tied with two others for third place, but there are three more just one win behind, so no resting on my laurels.